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Love love love

Written by BennysBadekar at 10:31 17/7-2013

  17/7
  Interview with Benny
   - Betty Ford Center: Drug and Alcohol Abuse Treatment Center
  
   - By Clemens Lindahl
  
  "All i really want is love, you know"
  
  Benny lights another cigarette and looks at me.
  
  "Or maybe it's just attention. Anyway, the real reason I started this cycling team was for people to notice me"
  
  Bennys hands are shaking. The alcohol withdrawal is still visible even though he has been on the wagon for a couple of weeks.
  
  "In the beginning I told myself it was to take Danish cycling to the next level., but a month into the process we had hired riders from all over the world. I took the short road to glory."
  
  Benny looks at me with his watery green eyes. The white in his eyes with shades of yellow and red. Not a handsome man.
  
  "I wanted the attention of the public. It's all so clear to me now. I wanted results quick because i wanted people to notice me. I'm a self absorbed man."
  
  Benny gets up in his chair and raises his voice a bit.
  
  "Hell! What i really wanted was Finz to write about me. Or even don Hamsterboy! Thats why i bought Gorden. I want to make it to RotM!! I told him I wanted to make him captain for the next 2 years, but the truth is I will make him peak in RotM and then dump him!"
  
  Off course no one really believes BennysBadekar will make it to RotM - except Benny.

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Belmonte Pro Cycling at 13:06 6/10-2013
  Hvordan synes du selv det går? Kos dere med John Faxe Jensen, Mr 60% og Eddie Skoller.

BennysBadekar at 14:39 17/7-2013
  @sprintkings: If Gorden wins La Paz - Viloco (a race build right op his alley) we will be in div 4. By an inch...
  
  @TCT: The least appreciated rider in OCM :-)
  
  @Finz: I feel an urge coming


NightmareChaos at 14:03 17/7-2013
  Why do you stop drinking?

Twente Cycling Team at 11:21 17/7-2013
  Just a few weeks in and Gordon is already on the list to be dumped. Poor Amos..

SprintingKings at 10:52 17/7-2013
  I'm afraid you'll have to settle for Clemens Lindahl to write about you.

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